• dehydrated hoe: you look like a dweeb caring around that water bottle all day lol
  • me: yeah bitch well you look like a crunch bar and I bet ya pee is yellow
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coolscar:

*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”

(via nishlo)

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